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March 10th

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He got away from the state police. He got away with emotional murder. He slipped away with the summer breeze... ♫ [#]
5:38pm via Twitter
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RT @Ahvia: had a dream that Conan O'Brien tweeted about his ragnarok character named "mopes"... the sprite looked just like him. it owned. [#]
3:51pm via Twitter

March 9th

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RT @ConanOBrien: http://twitpic.com/17lx53 - I no longer have health care. Could someone show this to a dermatologist and get back to me? [#]
10:22pm via Twitter
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RT @chadrem: Me: English is fun. I should learn it someday; @alkah3st: don't worry, it doesn't pay well [#]
3:59pm via Twitter

March 5th

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RT @jimbojive: Ali: I don’t want to be called the captain of the Titanic Jimbo: Would you prefer the Lusitania? [#]
6:41pm via Twitter
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Hey remember that time when I would only read, Shakespeare? Hey remember that other time when I would only read the backs of cereal boxes? ♫ [#]
4:09pm via Twitter
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What a great Thursday guys. Thanks much :) @prettypublisher @kwithouttwitter @ryanmfadude sleep now. [#]
4:07am via Twitter

March 3rd

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She was this androgynous, powder-nosed girl next door... She had eaten her dog, and she was back for more... Back for more... ♫ [#]
7:37pm via Twitter

March 2nd

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Hell, he's an intergalactic mobster. He took a freight cruiser into the lower orbit of our planet, that's how he got his fat ass down I4. [#]
10:45pm via Twitter
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I would like to re-watch Dark City. [#]
9:48pm via Twitter

March 1st

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Only I have the BRAINS to RULE LYLAT! (god i shouldn't have taken so many pills this morning..) [#]
3:22pm via Twitter

February 28th

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<-- is happily scanning little horrors uncovered in a secret lockbox beneath the secretary's car. [#]
10:55pm via Twitter

February 27th

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J: Are u going down an alignment? Me: Impossible. My chaotic goodness is unflappable. I'm a PILLAR OF INTEGRITY MADE OF STEEL & COTTON CANDY [#]
2:36am via Twitter

February 26th

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Nothing like a margarita at work to clear the sinuses. #ohwebdev [#]
9:32pm via Twitter
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It's over guys. When WP 3.0 comes out in May, no other small/midscale CMS can stand a chance. [#]
3:06pm via Twitter
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RT @vsandbrook: I encourage every editor I've ever worked with to get comfortable with basic html; it's like being bi-lingual. [#]
2:43pm via Twitter

February 25th

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Dear world: My name is Daniel. Not Dan. Dan (Fielding) was a sleazeball from Night Court. I hated him when I was 8 and I still hate him. ty. [#]
7:49pm via Twitter

February 24th

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The last instructions for planting Impatiens are: Do not eat seeds. [#]
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Mmm, girl scout cookies. #eatingtheneighbors [#]
9:51pm via Twitter
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B and I are back in business. As Ray Arnold says in JP: Hold on to your butts. [#]
6:47pm via Twitter

February 23rd

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See, I told you we should have gone to Russel Crowe's, but no one ever listens to me. [#]
3:40am via Twitter
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It's a strange day, no colors or shapes. No sound in my head. I forget who I am... ♫ [#]
3:27pm via Twitter

February 22nd

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I think I might actually like this city life. :P [#]
9:52pm via Twitter

February 18th

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Now entering... the 11th hour. [#]
6:13pm via Twitter

February 17th

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Predict the day, the night's neverending, a shadow falls dark on your face ♫ #ladytron [#]
8:03pm via Twitter
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Robots have no need for TV. #truefacts [#]
3:02pm via Twitter

February 15th

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Build fort, keep in corner. Guests: "What's that box fort?" It's NOT a box fort! It's expensive artwork. Don't touch. ~ yours, Davidium. [#]
1:19am via Twitter
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yes, I forgot about Jeff's soul engine of economics, where he traps innocent young minds and devours them like candycanes. [#]
9:56pm via Twitter
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Currently drowning in cardboard. Will see you once I find my way out. [#]
3:11pm via Twitter

February 13th

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can't sleep, clowns will eat me. [#]
10:09am via Twitter

February 12th

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yeah, I think I see it. Light at the end of the tunnel, baby. [#]
6:27pm via Twitter

February 9th

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Davidium: Muffin? Me: yes please. Davidium: I'll bake some, come down to Florida and get one. Me: k, be there in 3 days. [#]
1:10am via Twitter

February 8th

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The doomsday clock keeps ticking. [#]
1:00am via Twitter
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Come on machines, keep up with me! [#]
4:16pm via Twitter

February 4th

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eiw, Photoshop Elements has no folder layers. [#]
6:45pm via Twitter

February 3rd

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And now for a battle of wits. [#]
9:39pm via Twitter

February 2nd

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Clean slate. [#]
12:56pm via Twitter

February 1st

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RT @prettypublisher: @alkah3st this one's for you! http://perezhilton.com/2010-02-01-garbage-set-to-release-new-album [#]
12:38am via Twitter
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Je veux ton amour / Et je veux ta revanche. [#]
6:22pm via Twitter

January 31st

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Malibu = conducive to lit collaborations @prettypublisher. Would @reply Karen BUT HER DISDAIN 4 TWITTER MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE. [#]
7:37am via Twitter

January 28th

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No rest for the wicked. [#]
7:52pm via Twitter
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I love passive aggressive notes. They are little works of art fashioned out of spite. [#]
4:05am via Twitter

January 25th

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Nothing beats finding old gaming gems in quaint bookstores. (Okay, maybe cupcakes.) [#]
2:59am via Twitter
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7 viewings in 1 week and counting. This is going to be a hell of a ride. #apthunting [#]
9:31pm via Twitter
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Thank you, T-Mobile, for not stabbing me with a shard of glass from a broken pickle jar. Much appreciated. [#]
5:57pm via Twitter

January 24th

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80's time travel movies are great. #creepinginsanity [#]
12:59am via Twitter

January 23rd

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Oh technology, once again you have allowed me to uncover the truth. And as horrifying as it is, it's also comforting to know that I am free. [#]
6:24am via Twitter
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Fascinating how easily a person can go from shame to scorn. Is that a coping mechanism? #scarythoughts [#]
4:49am via Twitter

January 22nd

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Why is Nelnet always totally clueless about the money we owe them? [#]
5:28pm via Twitter

January 21st

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"Men who crave power look back on the mistakes of their lives, pile them all together and call it... destiny." (Guess who. No Googling.) [#]
8:23pm via Twitter

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